Will Smith Injects Vampires Into Bible

Well this is uhhhhh....stupid  interesting. Will Smith has picked up the rights to and will star in and produce The Legend Of Cain. The film will portray the events in the epic Bible tale about two brothers and... some other stuff. Seems really boring to us! Oh, except I forgot to tell you this: THERE IS A VAMPIRE TWIST! WTF?

This is the weirdest thing The Whore has heard in quite some time. First of all, the story is like a page long. Secondly, randomly adding vampires? Where the hell did that come from? Might as well make Cain a Waffle House employee.

Do YOU think this is batshit crazy or is The Whore just cranky this morning?